Football Fan Joke
Here's what you do when you get in an auto accident
There's a guy from Green Bay (Packer fan) driving from Green Bay to Dallas,
and a guy from Dallas (Cowboy fan) driving from Dallas to Green Bay.
In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go
flying off in different directions.
The Packer fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage.
He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I am really lucky to be alive!"
Likewise the Cowboy fan scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too says to
himself, "I can't believe I survived this wreck!"
The Cowboy fan walks over to the Packer fan and says, "Hey man, I think this
is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as
friends instead of arch rivals". The Packer fan thinks for a moment and says,
"You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. Now I'm gonna see
what else survived this wreck".
So the Packer fan pops open his trunk and finds a full unopened bottle of
Jack Daniels. He says to the Cowboy fan, "I think this is another sign from
God that we should toast to our new found understanding and friendship".
The Cowboy fan says, "You're damn right!" and he grabs the bottle and starts
sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle the
Cowboy fan hands it back to the Packer fan and says, "Your turn!"
The Packer fan twists the cap back on the bottle and says, "Nahh, I think I'll wait for the cops to
show up."
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